At ease recruits.

CAF High Command is pleased to announce that it's recruitment drive has paid rich dividends in recent weeks. There has been a surge in enlistments in the Ilyria area, as well as a steady trickle of enlistments in the outlying areas of Medie, Stratos and Pulsar. This rise in troop numbers is put down to the generous incentives offered by CAF High Command in our last bulletin. It was rumoured that the 200th recruit would receive a Particle Rifle as part of his/her equipment. We are pleased to announce that theboneyarm is the worthy winner of this award. theboneyarm is to report to the alien base in Seathopia, where his Particle Rifle can be retrieved from the cold dead hands of the Phantoms he will need to slay to claim his prize.

The top brass at CAF Headquarters would like to say that they are enormously satisfied with the recent recruits - more than 100 in less than a month. That's a 100% increase for you Patrians. To entice more people to join the good fight, CAF Headquarters would like to proudly announce that the 300th member of UFO:Scene will get a Particle Rifle delivered to his/her home, as well as an Advanced Mind Shield.

Dismissed.
[Submitted by Jetau]